I NEED A BF THAT COOK!

Hahaha! (: I mean it!
Why?
How do you cook a half-boil egg?
ARGH!!! I failed at my first and second attempts
of cooking that god dam egg!

Ok, perhaps the only thing i know how to cook would
be cup noodle! You just need hot water and in they
go! (: WEE...
What about instant noodle? They're about the same
but, well you will know when you taste it.
They don't taste the same instead they taste rather
plain. Good For health what.
Is either a) Too much water in that pot or
b) i put too little of these MSG you call it?
In short, they would taste rather weird but
hey! I can manage these after much practice i hope.

Haha! I wasted 2egg awhile ago.
Hence, i requested my grandmother to cook for me but
who knows her eye sight are falling badly man!
Perhaps she is just too sleepy that she gave me a
1/4 cook egg. =/ She was staring at me so of course
i ate it.... -.-! Nevertheless, i am happy to have a grandmother
that cooks better than me! :D

ARGH! If i need a boyfriend i would definitely go
for the ones that cook...
That's all.

Ciao,
PeiSi